On Vogue’s accessories closet, fashion faux pas, another closed indie bookstore, crazier addictions and even crazier promises to stop, and a great pile of books:
There’s a scene in an episode of “Sex in the City” where Carrie Bradshaw is given access to Vogue’s accessories closet. Held in a room the size of a normal person’s living room are accessories on loan from every high fashion designer in the industry; some of the items most people never get to see unless they have a bank account of like a gajillion dollars. When faced with this holy of grail of fashion, Carrie stutters, “It’s just — It’s just too good!”
Now, I’ve never been that big on fashion myself. In fact - well, let me not get to started on my many and notorious fashion faux pas. I don’t know fashion. What I do know is exactly how Carrie felt because it’s how I felt when I walked into Olsson’s Books & Records yesterday afternoon. Everything, I mean everything in the bookstore was marked 50% to 75% off. It was just - it was just too good!
Now the reason for this incredible occasion was not exactly a happy one: yet another independent bookstore was closing its doors. This particular closing had less to do with poor book sales and more to do with the fact that their lease expired and their landlord “decided to go in a different direction.” The bookstore is in the middle of popular and trendy part of town so I have no doubt that the landlord has decided to boot out the bookstore for something a little more highbrow - like, for instance, yet another trendy restaurant for all those people who like expensive eating before they head across the street to the movie theater. Whatever.
Thankfully, it’s an independent chain of bookstores so there are other locations in and around the city for those of us who like read as much as we like to eat (in my case, maybe more). So, it was with no small amount of glee that I walked over to the store on my lunch break…
and came out with 13 books an hour and half later.
Somebody should stop me, because obviously this chick can’t control herself. Thirteen books? I should feel bad. I really, really, really should feel bad. And I do… mostly. I feel so bad that I’m banning myself from the bookstore for the rest of the summer. Really.
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, yeah right; you don’t have the guts, the gumption, the willpower, or the self-preservation. You’re probably right on all four counts, but I am dead determined this time. No joking around; no ‘oh, I’ll just stop in for a second to look around.’ Nope, none of that. This time I’ll be avoiding bookstores like the plague. Besides, will it really be such a hardship when I just bought about every most-coveted book on my TBR list?
These should keep me busy for a very long time (I pray, oh let it be so):
1. The Mayor’s Tongue by Nathaniel Rich. From the Synopsis:
From a young writer of exceptional promise, this refreshingly original novel is a meditation on the frustrations of love, the madness of mayors, the failings of language, and the transformative powers of storytelling.
From Stephen King:
I read The Mayor’s Tongue with ever-increasing delight, rooting with all my heart for the young protagonist on his near-mythic quest. This is an elegantly-structured, brilliantly-told novel, by turns terrifying, touching, and wildly funny, and always generous and magical. The Mayor’s Tongue is about how we talk to each other and how make-believe helps us get on with our lives; most of all, it’s about love. Kudos to Nathaniel Rich, who has created a brave book, a novel brimming with brio.
2. I Was Told There’d Be Cake by Sloan Crosley. From the Synopsis:
Wry, hilarious, and profoundly genuine, this debut collection of literary essays is a celebration of fallibility and haplessness in all their glory. From despoiling an exhibit at the Natural History Museum to provoking the ire of her first boss to siccing the cops on her mysterious neighbor, Crosley can do no right despite the best of intentions-or perhaps because of them.
3. Boomsday by Christopher Buckley. From the Snynopsis:
BOOMSDAY’S heroine is Cassandra Devine, a charismatic 29-year-old blogger who incites massive political turmoil when, outraged over mounting Social Security debt, she politely suggests that Baby Boomers be given government incentives to kill themselves by age 75. Her modest proposal catches fire with millions of her outraged peers (”Generation Whatever”) and an ambitious Senator seeking to gain the youth vote in his presidential campaign.
4. A Treasury of Afro-American Folklore ed. by Harold Courlander. From the Synopsis:
In A Treasury of Afro-American Folklore, editor Harold Courlander brings together an extensive and unique collection of tales, recollections, epics, traditions, beliefs, myths, historical chronicles, and songs from the numerous Negro cultures of the New World. Courlander explores the unwritten traditions and literature of the Spanish, French, and English-speaking islands of the Caribbean, the areas of Central and South America inhabited by people of African descent, the black communities of the United States, and many others.
5. Wild Nights! by Joyce Carol Oates. From the Synopsis:
Edgar Allan Poe, Emily Dickinson, Samuel Clemens (”Mark Twain”), Henry James, Ernest Hemingway—Joyce Carol Oates evokes each of these American literary icons in her newest work of prose fiction, poignantly and audaciously reinventing the climactic events of their lives. In subtly nuanced language suggestive of each of these writers, Oates explores the mysterious regions of the unknowable self that is “genius”….
6. The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner. From Daniel Gilbert in “The Washington Post”:
In the last two decades, psychologists and economists have learned a lot about happiness, including who’s happy and who isn’t. The Dutch are, the Romanians aren’t, and Americans are somewhere in between. Eric Weiner—a peripatetic journalist and self-proclaimed grump—wanted to know why. So with science as his compass, he spent a year visiting the world’s most and least happy places, and the result is a charming, funny and illuminating travelogue called The Geography of Bliss…
7. Other Colors: Essays and a Story by Orhan Pamuk. From the Synopsis:
Over the last three decades, Pamuk has written, in addition to his seven novels, scores of pieces—personal, critical, and meditative—the finest of which he has brilliantly woven together here. He opens a window on his private life, from his boyhood dislike of school to his daughter’s precocious melancholy, from his successful struggle to quit smoking to his anxiety at the prospect of testifying against some clumsy muggers who fell upon him during a visit to New York City…. He contemplates his mysterious compulsion to sit alone at a desk and dream, always returning to the rich deliverance that is reading and writing.
8. Jamestown by Matthew Sharpe. From the Synopsis:
Jamestown chronicles a group of “settlers” (more like survivors) from the ravaged island of Manhattan, departing just as the Chrysler Building has mysteriously plummeted to the earth. This ragged band is heading down what’s left of I-95 in a half-school bus, half-Millennium Falcon. Their goal is to establish an outpost in southern Virginia, find oil, and exploit the Indians controlling the area. Based on actual accounts of the Jamestown settlement from 1607 to 1617, Jamestown features historical characters including John Smith, Pocahontas, and others enacting an imaginative re-version of life in the pioneer colony.
9. Sharp Teeth by Toby Barlow. From “Kirkus Reviews”:
Rival gangs of werewolves duke it out for control of Los Angeles in this dark but oddly tender free-verse novel. The werewolves of Barlow’s imagined world don’t adhere to traditional rules-descendents of the ancient lycanthropes, they feed on flesh and are able to change from man to dog whenever they please, regardless of the lunar cycle…A refreshing leap across genres.
10. The Day Freedom Died by Charles Lane. From the Synopsis:
Following the Civil War, Colfax, Louisiana, was a town, like many, where African Americans and whites mingled uneasily. But on April 13, 1873, a small army of white ex–Confederate soldiers, enraged after attempts by freedmen to assert their new rights, killed more than sixty African Americans who had occupied a courthouse. With skill and tenacity, The Washington Post’s Charles Lane transforms this nearly forgotten incident into a riveting historical saga.
11. The Somnambulist by Jonathan Barnes. From “The Washington Post”:
…[a] strange, outrageous and wonderful extravaganza…Variously a satire, an adventure, a mystery and a horror show…There is much that is strange, magical and darkly hilarious in this book, at least if one savors the sardonic and the bizarre. At various points it recalls Dickens, Alice in Wonderland and Frankenstein, but it remains an original and monumentally inventive piece of work by a writer still in his 20s. Barnes seems to leave himself room for a sequel—a consummation devoutly to be wished.
12. The Stone Gods by Jeanette Winterson. From the Synopsis:
Of immense imaginary and emotional scope, The Stone Gods is Jeanette Winterson at her prescient, playful, muscular best. An interplanetary love story, a traveller’s tale, a hymn to the beauty of the world, this is a novel that will change forever the stories we tell about the earth, about love and about stories themselves.
13. A Voyage Long and Strange by Tony Horwitz. From “Publishers Weekly”:
A Voyage Long and Strange is a history-fueled, self-imposed mission of rediscovery, a travelogue that sets out to explore the surprisingly long list of explorers who discovered America, and what discovered means anyway, starting with the Vikings in A.D. 1000, and ending up on the Mayflower….
Sigh. Vogue’s closet ain’t got nothing on my book pile.